Edmunds Elementary School - Burlington, Vermont

  My Jokes Page 

 By Emma 

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     Q:   What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?                                     Q: What's white and flies up? 

             A:  A stick                                                                                               A: A confused snowflake

    Q: Why is the sand wet? 

    A: Because of the sea weed                                                                            Q:What's the best way to catch a fish?

                                                                                                                             A: Have someone throw it to you

   Q: What did the snail say when he rode on the

       turtle's back?                                                                                                                                          

    A: "Whee"                                                                                                           Q: What goes "Ha Ha Ha" clunk?

                                                                                                                               A: A man laughing his head off